Funny/Best Copypastas

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pourtugueseguy

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Honestly i was just reading some copypastas and some of them are hilarious so i thought we have a thread just to share copypastas. for the people who don't like reading swear words when posting one just star it (eg: f*****g) or just put a warning at the start of your message

What the swag did you just f*****g yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the f**k out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*****g hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, f****r. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re f*****g dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re f*****g dead, nikka.
 

Emilio_

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Ouuh, a funny pasta thread. Exactly what i was looking for!

Here's a photo of my toothpasta.


Got it? Toothpast(e)A... Works better in german.
And here's my foodblog. Yes, not joking. http://tarteort-kueche.blogspot.de
 
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CnlSandersofkfc

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Mar 22, 2014
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lol That's a pretty good one, but the original is still the best :p

What the f*** did you just f****ing say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f***out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god**** idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.
 
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