Step 1: Leave a used condom stash in eag's house Step 2: Get your stash discovered by fin and smaug Step 3: Obtain OB2 to the Dead Marshes for a cheap april fools gag Step 4: DON'T get warped to main world, but get left behind in freebuild Step 5: remain in a limbo where you can't even start your ob Step 6: sip juice on your beach with mates and have a cheeky giggle at smaug's inadequacies (rip my son)
literally the worst april fools joke ever construed in the history of mcme