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Linguistic Foolery
Twenty-Two Words You Never Thought Tolkien Would Provide for elvish
By Darth Fingon

Sometimes kinda NSFW

22. drunken
21. to vomit
20. feces
19. urine
18. louse
17. to shave
16. temple
15. government
14. lawyer
13. to be ignorant
12. poverty
11. bitch
10. slave
9. to ravish
8. buttocks
7. breast / teat
6. cunnus
5. penis
4. semen
3. coitus
2. consort
1. Hermaphrodite

Source and more info: http://www.silmarillionwritersguild.org/reference/references/pf/22_words.php
 
the gnomish word for slave though
 
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