Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[TheSpeedy_]

SugarKoala: oh God, an Enforcer is 50% sociopath

In reply to lizzy:
@SugarKoala the scarier fact, is the other 50% of Enforcers is psychopathic.

 

[Fornad]

"Kek" - Lizzy 2014

 

[Soap887]

"Kek" - Lizzy 2014

She's succumbing to the ways of the meme.

 

[Isengard]

Speeder: "Is it the Great Lakes or the Great Falls?"
Jake: "Is what?"
Speeder: "The big waterfall in Canada."
Jake: "Oh, you mean the Grand Canyon."

 

[kyzcool]

Will_em: Oh Man! So many Farts, its like a Howitzer!

 

[pheonixsang]

Speeder: "Is it the Great Lakes or the Great Falls?"
Jake: "Is what?"
Speeder: "The big waterfall in Canada."
Jake: "Oh, you mean the Grand Canyon."

As a resident of USA and formerly Canada....wow

...to both of you..just....wow

 

[TheSpeedy_]

As a resident of USA and formerly Canada....wow

...to both of you..just....wow

I will add some clarification to this, I had been up since 3am

 

[pheonixsang]

me: ruben? you might like this film http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_and_the_Beast_(2014_film)
@Thatruben : ohh. *begins reciting the page information in French*

*2 minutes later and he's still going in French*
me: "I dunno what you're saying, but it sounds great "
@Thatruben : burrrmmmm *continues reading in French*
thrall in channel: English...please! I don't speak pretentious...

 

[rcpopcornman]

<20:39:38> "Rcpopcornman": mute is crying right now
<20:39:47> "ShadowWolf_32 [Electronic]": wait, what?
<20:39:50> "Pheonix": did he lose his beanie
<20:40:16> "Rcpopcornman": XD, sadly no, saint louis just lost and are out of the playoffs

 

[muteberlin]

<20:39:38> "Rcpopcornman": mute is crying right now
<20:39:47> "ShadowWolf_32 [Electronic]": wait, what?
<20:39:50> "Pheonix": did he lose his beanie
<20:40:16> "Rcpopcornman": XD, sadly no, saint louis just lost and are out of the playoffs

 

[pheonixsang]

ShadowWolf32: "Wait, which one is Megga and which one is Muteberlin?"
@rcpopcornman : "Mute's the one that starts with 'M'"

Mfw:

<04:02:20> "meggawatts": m'k;alsjnbdouipajsd
<04:02:26> "Yojumbo": u ok der
<04:02:35> "meggawatts": just woke up
<04:02:38> "meggawatts": in my chair
<04:08:22> "meggawatts": wtf
<04:08:28> "meggawatts": over a gigabyte for a text editor
<04:08:30> "meggawatts": :\

 

[kyzcool]

Jake the Garden: Only White mountains have snow on them!

 

[Fornad]

"I wish I had big tits" - Ghundra

 

[pheonixsang]

 

[Fireinferno13]

Come at me @muteberlin <3

 

[pheonixsang]

"MY BODY IS NOT A FASHION TREND, LEAMME ALONE!" - @SugarKoala 2014 (talking to her sister and mother in the background)

 

[Lady_of_Rohan]

 

[Despot666]

Background: i was showing mirimo MT undeground aka Minas Moriah. He asked if u can follow the current to the source, i said yes. So he flew all the way up from 2nd lvl to 3rd, only to meet iron grate. Next 10 mins or somethign liek that he was following me thru basements (3->4th with some detours). We reached the end (4th level basements):
Me: Remember the grate? This is other side.
Mirimo: Wait. All this way, only to get to the other side?
<pause>
Mirimo: I will kill you.
So i kicked myself for the lulz.

 

[davidwindlow]

 

[Indorilian]

SugarKoala: If you had a sheep, and nothing better to do, wouldn't you?