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Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

Aventador?

My down the street neighbor has 2 of them. And a Nissan GT-R, Audi R8, H1 Hummer and a few others. Surprisingly, he isn't even a douche bag. He's pretty darn cool, he let my son sit in his (wifes) Lambo. He wouldnt let me touch his though, hahaha.
he has 2 of them? there's only 4000 in the world.
 
he has 2 of them? there's only 4000 in the world.

According to the Lambo website there have been 5075 delivered up to now. I know for a fact he's got two. His is carbon fiber green and his wife's is white. He used to have two murcielagos but traded them in about a year ago. Also as a side note. When one of those damn things goes down a residential street it sounds like a passenger jet landing on your road!


I'm sure he was thinking that when he dropped the $800K US for the two of them. Minus whatever the two traded murcielagos got him of course. Murica is right
 
"Its never to hard to suck, just ask.." - jakethegardian 2014

"Ruben you can't go on there is a quarantined area omg! PUT ON A GOLD HELMET!"
"What?"
ITS A QUARANTINED AREA PUT ON A GOLD HELMET!" - jakethegardian 2014
For his safety and the safety of others couple were not allowed to enter with out the proper equipment. That vein a gold helmet
 
I just wanted to document this rare occurrence of Lizzy actually being mean towards another human being.

*channel switched*

Rcpopcornman: Hey Shen
Shen: Hey popcorn
*15 seconds of silence later*
Shen: Nice graveyard you got here
SugarKoala: Go away Shen, nobody even likes you
*disconnected*
 
Poor timing makes evil Guides:
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