Canceled Ardelenia Guidebook Badge Application

[Ardelenia]

Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Ardelenia, and I am writing to express my interest in the Guidebook Badge. In the absence of written instructions for this application, I have taken the liberty of attaching a resume and cover letter. I am eager to bring my personal experience to the Guidebook plugin and play a small part in this server's community again. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Ardelenia

 

[Monster_Duck]

No wonder you always beat us in quizzes, you go to school to learn about LOTR I hope you get this badge!

 

[Ardelenia]

I should clarify that I don't actually major in Tolkien Studies (nor is it a real major), that was just another element of my meme resume.
@Monster_Duck

 

[Eriol_Eandur]

Hey Arde,
Thank you for your application. There is just one problem.... Nothing major... But....

Spoiler: Tiny problem

We don't have a Guidebook Badge

 

[Ardelenia]

Hey Arde,
Thank you for your application. There is just one problem.... Nothing major... But....

Spoiler: Tiny problem

We don't have a Guidebook Badge

@Arkengard you have led me astray like a poor sheep D: