• Welcome to MCME!

    Minecraft Middle Earth is a Minecraft community that recreates the world described by JRR Tolkien and his writings. Everyone can participate in organized events in which we collaborate to create major landmarks, terrain, caves, castles, towns, farms and more.

    To get started, visit The New Player Guide

    Joining the server

    Joining the server can be done straight away, but you will have to pass the New Player Quiz. Use the The New Player Guide to get acquainted with our community.

    IP: build.mcmiddleearth.com

Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

Jake: nobody move! I lost my phone. This isn't good. someone..i don't have any of you guys..LIZZY! Message me on facebook and i'll find it.
Jake: Keep...keep sending them!
*dings...dings more*
Jake: I'm finding it..its over here.
*dings...dings again*
Jake: Keep sending me messages!
Lizzy: I'm trying, the messages are failing to send
Jake: OH!!! It was in my pocket.....kk Lizzy you can stop messaging me now.

*2mins later and his phone is still dinging*

Did you know that toodle do is actually a english-ised version of "A toute a l'heure" meaning every time you say that you admit France is superior and that the english language is a french wannabe?
Out of all the words you could have chosen to make that argument, you chose Toodle do.
Sulyeon: What is a Dungeon Master?
Jord: The guy running the Campaign.
Sulyeon: Who is running the Campaign?
Jord: Rustyluke
Sulyeon: Who is RustyLuke?
Jord: He's a member of MCME.
Sulyeon: Have I met him?
<18:48:46> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": Man, you guys can find all the old screenshots right?
<18:48:52> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": Does this include some bans?
<18:48:56> "JordD04": yup
<18:49:05> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": omg
<18:49:12> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": I want to see these so badly
<18:49:13> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": like
<18:49:22> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": there must be at least 5 badly scuplted dirt dicks
<18:49:32> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": like omg
<18:49:35> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": ahaha
Also, Sulyeon didn't know what a Kiddy Fiddler was, we told her to google it.

Sulyeon: There's a lot of pictures of old men here, and Michael Jackson, and Hermione, there's a lot of Emma Watson pictures.
I join a channel

Dragonhorizon: What
Megga: What did you jsut say Suly?
Suly: *blah blah blah blah* I'm only looking at a 16 or 17 that doesn't make me a pedophile unless I'm like 40 something.
Dragonhorizon: Nobodies calling you a pedophile, Suly
Dragon: Oh, yea. Sorry, that was me.