Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[Fireinferno13]

Drunken fire watching Zoochosis videos on youtube...and being very...very confused

https://soundcloud.com/pheonixsang23/sets/drunk-fire-1

Drunken fire reading the Urban Dictionary term for....bears....

https://soundcloud.com/pheonixsang23/drunk-fire-2?in=pheonixsang23/sets/drunk-fire-1

Goddddd damnittt... I also thought I was reading wikipedia....

 

[pheonixsang]

^ U gave me permission to upload them xD

 

[Will_em]

HAHA, his bill cosby accent!

 

[pheonixsang]

Jake: nobody move! I lost my phone. This isn't good. someone..i don't have any of you guys..LIZZY! Message me on facebook and i'll find it.
*dings*
Jake: Keep...keep sending them!
*dings...dings more*
Jake: I'm finding it..its over here.
*dings...dings again*
Jake: Keep sending me messages!
Lizzy: I'm trying, the messages are failing to send
Jake: OH!!! It was in my pocket.....kk Lizzy you can stop messaging me now.

*2mins later and his phone is still dinging*

Jake: OMG LIZZY...U SENT ME A HUNDRED FIFTY....A HUNDRED FIFTY TWO MESSAGES

 

[pheonixsang]

Lizzy while cooking pancakes on google hangout: Butter seems lethal...but fun.

 

[muteberlin]

Megga: Suly, I've been in the channel with for under 5 minutes and you've already called Lizzy a virgin

 

[bobingvar]

*Guys in the channel talking about playing killing floor*
megga: HATCH!
Others: Whut??
megga: HOLY CRAP THAT WAS SUCH A WET SNEEZE! I'll be right back...

 

[Will_em]

*Guys in the channel talking about playing killing floor*
megga: HATCH!
Others: Whut??
megga: HOLY CRAP THAT WAS SUCH A WET SNEEZE! I'll be right back...

Yeah right, a wet sneeze, hehehehe....

 

[bobingvar]

Yeah right, a wet sneeze, hehehehe....

You and your puns, will

 

[pourtugueseguy]

are we allowed to post just one non-mcme quote

 

[JordD04]

<00:14:33>"Wolli" pokes you: pip pip
<00:14:42> You poked "Wolli" with message: Toodle do!
<00:15:23>"Wolli" pokes you: We had bets on what you would say. Liz won

 

[Wikey1236]

are we allowed to post just one non-mcme quote

It's quotes from the TeamSpeak server as the name of the thread suggests.

 

[JordD04]

Did you know that toodle do is actually a english-ised version of "A toute a l'heure" meaning every time you say that you admit France is superior and that the english language is a french wannabe?

Out of all the words you could have chosen to make that argument, you chose Toodle do.

 

[Will_em]

Did you know that toodle do is actually a english-ised version of "A toute a l'heure" meaning every time you say that you admit France is superior and that the english language is a french wannabe?

French arrogance never stops to amaze me.

;-)

 

[Wikey1236]

Stokie: All of my boner money come from my Grandad.

 

[JordD04]

Sulyeon: What is a Dungeon Master?
Jord: The guy running the Campaign.
Sulyeon: Who is running the Campaign?
Jord: Rustyluke
Sulyeon: Who is RustyLuke?
Jord: He's a member of MCME.
Sulyeon: Have I met him?

 

[pheonixsang]

Me: Ori, the way you talk about feminism; makes me think you're born the wrong gender.
Ori: Oh...yea I guess
Ruben: You'd make a great lesbian, Ori.
Ori: Yea....I would

 

[JordD04]

<18:48:46> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": Man, you guys can find all the old screenshots right?
<18:48:52> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": Does this include some bans?
<18:48:56> "JordD04": yup
<18:49:05> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": omg
<18:49:12> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": I want to see these so badly
<18:49:13> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": like
<18:49:22> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": there must be at least 5 badly scuplted dirt dicks
<18:49:32> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": like omg
<18:49:35> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": ahaha

 

[JordD04]

Also, Sulyeon didn't know what a Kiddy Fiddler was, we told her to google it.

Sulyeon: There's a lot of pictures of old men here, and Michael Jackson, and Hermione, there's a lot of Emma Watson pictures.

 

[pheonixsang]

I join a channel

Dragonhorizon: What
Megga: What did you jsut say Suly?
Suly: *blah blah blah blah* I'm only looking at a 16 or 17 that doesn't make me a pedophile unless I'm like 40 something.
Dragonhorizon: Nobodies calling you a pedophile, Suly
Suly: SOMEBODY CALLED ME A PEDOPHILE!
Dragon: Oh, yea. Sorry, that was me.