Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[_Shen]

You can't just post that and not provide pictures Jord. I am ashamed of you.

Provide pictures of something Lizzy said vocally? Sorry, but I don't think Jord can pull off the impossible.

 

[JordD04]

You can't just post that and not provide pictures Jord. I am ashamed of you.

Sorry Dallen, it won't happen again:

 

[_Shen]

Sorry Dallen, it won't happen again:
-the impossible-

I stand corrected, Based Jord has won again.

 

[Wollip666]

Sorry Dallen, it won't happen again:

Petition to put this in the Louvre please

 

[gigo09]

Petition to put this in the Louvre please

Yeah I just rang Louis XVI and he told me it was okay, so it's up there now

 

[JordD04]

Shmatt: Now I'm picturing you both nude, errgh.

 

[Ardelenia]

Shmatt: Now I'm picturing you both nude, errgh.

to whom was this directed?

 

[JordD04]

to whom was this directed?

Myself and Bocklebee

 

[Lady_of_Rohan]

Wut @Shen_

<09:19:39 PM> "Lady of Rohan": Lizzy’s already a Well-Known member on the forums… :'( (referring to her resignation)
<09:20:06 PM> "Shen": It's not exactly hard to get it
<09:20:51 PM> "Shen": You only need like 45 trophy points

I’m done.

 

[JordD04]

Megga: Why 23?
Bockle: Because it's 1 more than 21.

 

[Dandell_the_blue]

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[JordD04]

*Fallen looking at our ts avatars*
Fallen: What's with all of you and your fat British, uh... Is that Cox?
*people simultaneously*
Bockle: That's me.
People: That's Bockle.

 

[JordD04]

*Fallen links a picture of an insanely tiny penis*
Wikey: It's not going! My computer's frozen!

 

[JordD04]

Jake: Cred, World of Tanks or WarThunder tanks expansion?
Jakes background: *Mumbling*
Jake: Shut up dad I didn't ask you.
Jakes dad: Watch you're fucking mouth!
Jake: Dad, that's my shampoo!

 

[JordD04]

Bevs: Sulyeon likes it thick
Sulyeon: I probably do, I am a woman after all.
Shmatt: Wait a minute, Bevs just said Sulyeon likes it thick.
Bevs: Yer, she dosen't want like a ticktack.
Sulyeon: I don't want Meggas microdick. Megga's not fuckable.

*later*

Sulyeon: I wouldn't mind kissing a girl, it's quite nice.
dabor: I wouldn't mind either.
Jake: The last girl I kissed was Adi like 2 weeks ago. The last guy I kissed was my cousin when we were like 9.

*later still*

Jake: My dick feels like an arse hole.

 

[dabor1]

Sulyeon:It doesnt matter how big your dick is as long as you can function it.

 

[JordD04]

Sulyeon: I want a Wang.

 

[DarthRagnar]

One has to wonder how a banned player is able to say things on the Minecraft Middle Earth network... Also, theses quotes are getting rather inappropriate and don't necessarily reflect well on the server to the public.

 

[Se7]

One has to wonder how a banned player is able to say things on the Minecraft Middle Earth network... Also, theses quotes are getting rather inappropriate and don't necessarily reflect well on the server to the public.

pretty sure it was rather inappropriate from day 1

 

[Dallen]

One has to wonder how a banned player is able to say things on the Minecraft Middle Earth network... Also, theses quotes are getting rather inappropriate and don't necessarily reflect well on the server to the public.