Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[JordD04]

Aventador?

My down the street neighbor has 2 of them. And a Nissan GT-R, Audi R8, H1 Hummer and a few others. Surprisingly, he isn't even a douche bag. He's pretty darn cool, he let my son sit in his (wifes) Lambo. He wouldnt let me touch his though, hahaha.

he has 2 of them? there's only 4000 in the world.

 

[wodleth]

he has 2 of them? there's only 4000 in the world.

#Murica

 

[FireFuss]

he has 2 of them? there's only 4000 in the world.

According to the Lambo website there have been 5075 delivered up to now. I know for a fact he's got two. His is carbon fiber green and his wife's is white. He used to have two murcielagos but traded them in about a year ago. Also as a side note. When one of those damn things goes down a residential street it sounds like a passenger jet landing on your road!

#Murica

I'm sure he was thinking that when he dropped the $800K US for the two of them. Minus whatever the two traded murcielagos got him of course. Murica is right

 

[pheonixsang]

"Its never to hard to suck, just ask.." - jakethegardian 2014

"Ruben you can't go on there is a quarantined area omg! PUT ON A GOLD HELMET!"
"What?"
ITS A QUARANTINED AREA PUT ON A GOLD HELMET!" - jakethegardian 2014

 

[jakethegardian]

"Its never to hard to suck, just ask.." - jakethegardian 2014

"Ruben you can't go on there is a quarantined area omg! PUT ON A GOLD HELMET!"
"What?"
ITS A QUARANTINED AREA PUT ON A GOLD HELMET!" - jakethegardian 2014

For his safety and the safety of others couple were not allowed to enter with out the proper equipment. That vein a gold helmet

 

[JordD04]

SugarKoala: I just imagine drawing pictures of dicks, that's what I imagine.

 

[Shen_MC]

I just wanted to document this rare occurrence of Lizzy actually being mean towards another human being.

*channel switched*
Rcpopcornman: Hey Shen
Shen: Hey popcorn
*15 seconds of silence later*
Shen: Nice graveyard you got here
SugarKoala: Go away Shen, nobody even likes you
*disconnected*

 

[pheonixsang]

@SugarKoala : "I liked Jar-Jar!.....I relate to Jar-Jar!" - Lizzy on Star Wars

 

[JordD04]

Fallen: Have you considered that you very well may be a scrub.
Epic_Dovakiin: I've been to the doctor and tested for scrub and I don't have it.

 

[Fireinferno13]

@SugarKoala : "I liked Jar-Jar!.....I relate to Jar-Jar!" - Lizzy on Star Wars

Lizzy (@SugarKoala ), all opinions you have towards movies is from this point, and forever more, discounted as they are clearly mislead and ridiculous.... sorta like Jar-Jar...

 

[JordD04]

I think wikey might be planning an assassination on Lizzy:
<18:32:53> "wikey1236": ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

 

[Indorilian]

I think wikey might be planning an assassination on Lizzy:
<18:32:53> "wikey1236": ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Well, we all DO know what his steam name is...

 

[JordD04]

Shmattins: I play games where I practically carry the opposing team.

 

[MaDIIReD]

Poor timing makes evil Guides:

 

[Wikey1236]

I think wikey might be planning an assassination on Lizzy:
<18:32:53> "wikey1236": ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Don't quote stuff I didn't say.

 

[Wollip666]

Mute about Megga: You know your life is sad when you shave for your internet friends.

@muteberlin @meggawatts

 

[JordD04]

gigo: Lizzy, you could have a Rottweiler and a psychology student and you could invade Sweden.

 

[Lady_of_Rohan]

Kinda funny how me and Art said this just at the same time

I like this guy

 

[Wollip666]

Meggawatts (in-game): Why is my ping so high? Oh, my porn is still downloading oops.

 

[_Luk]