Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[Despot666]

If you gz me here i feel silly to thank without posting anything funny
In any case ty!

 

[07smithle]

FallenSanity: "If i wanted to ram you, I would ram you"

 

[muteberlin]

Fallen: We're talking about comedians, so why are you looking at a gardener? Is he a funny gardener like "Oh look I'm going to plant this rose in some poo?"

 

[pheonixsang]

@FallenSanity describing @muteberlin

"FallenSanity": I wish I could tell you that Mute fought the good fight, and the Admins let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Mute would show up with fresh bruises. The Admins kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Mute - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

 

[Fornad]

This is quickly turning into the FallenSanity quotes thread

 

[JordD04]

This is quickly turning into the FallenSanity quotes thread

There was once a time when it turned into the Sulyeon quotes thread.

 

[JordD04]

Sulyeon: She could speak the alphabet of the deaf people.

 

[JordD04]

<21:04:24> "DragonHorizon": so much plink
<21:04:31> "DragonHorizon": oh shit this isn't afk channel

 

[pheonixsang]

@rwyland : ph...e...go...bah..
me: ur mic's cutting out.
@rwyland : Phe, who's mic did you say was cutting out.
me: Yours
@rwyland : its probably the shit internet here.
me: oh, are you on wifi?..someone elses wifi?
@rwyland : yea, the hotels.
me: I thought you'd stolen someones wifi
@oriour : Rwylan, are you a man-whore
@rwyland : No.. lol
me: He sells his body for wifi.

 

[nevik45]

Glove had left, then joined again, then left, and...

 

[spike010]

@SugarKoala - 'Elves don't sleep, but beds have other purposes.'

 

[CEFKILLA96]

Quinto: "Yeah I'm Mrs Quinto, my ovaries are massive."

 

[pheonixsang]

Bobingvar: whats been going on the past week
Me: we started the 4th level of Minas Tirith
Bobingvar: Nice
Bobow: We've started Minas Tirith?!?
me: yea
Bobow: when?
Me: probably a month ago...
Bobow: I need to login and see this...whats the eh..warp. is it Minas Tirith
Bobingvar: yea, or /warp orthnack
Bobow: how do you spell orthnack. is it orth?
Bobingvar: Orth - nack.
Me: Bobow you're not even online....
Bobow: I am too! I'm on ....the freebuild....

 

[Indorilian]

Sulyeon: I've smelt all kinds of people on public transports

 

[CEFKILLA96]

jeezuuss666: "hey lizzy thanks!"
Lizzy: "For what?"
jeezuuss666: "For filling in my dirt hole"

 

[wikey1236]

@Malkizid leaves
Lizzy: He's kinda cute

 

[wikey1236]

Lizzy friendzoning @JordD04
Lizzy: He's kinda just a mate

 

[Mnemon]

Lizzy friendzoning @JordD04
Lizzy: He's kinda just a mate

 

[Malkizid]

@Malkizid leaves
Lizzy: He's kinda cute

How am even supposed to respond to this @wikey1236 @SugarKoala?

 

[loocekibmi]

How am even supposed to respond to this

I don't think you have to respond, bein' as cute as you are Milky Milk.

Also.

"France is always communist, have you talked to @devilius ?" - @Bocklebee