Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[_Shen]

Sulyeon: Isn't he that guy from Two Men and a Half?
iSMiTHz: You mean Two and a Half Men?

 

[Stokie]

Cef : So how's it going Thomas?
*Silence for like 5 mins*
Thomas: So how old are you?
Cef: err 17?
Thomas : 15?
Cef : I'm 17
*Silence*
Cef: I'm 17, I'm 17, I'm 17
*Silence*
Thomas: So you're 17?
Cef : Yes, I'm 17
Thomas : Yeah, I'm 15.. so how old are you?
Cef in whispers : What the fuck is this guy on?

Later

Thomas: So I'm from Kent
Cef: Cool
Thomas: It's near Yorkshire
Me: (Crying with laughter) Kent! near Yorkshire
Bobow: WTF Kent near Yorkshire, WHAT?!

By this point i'm pissing myself and nearly crying with laughter for like 5 minutes

 

[CEFKILLA96]

I'm done

This guy again

 

[gigo09]

I'm done

This guy again

I laughed so hard, thank you @thomasd12 for that

 

[superminer4563]

Starting this thread #whatevs
Post quotes from TeamSpeak into this thread. Keep it PG13 and stuff.

Cef raging in the TeamSpeak channel
Cefn s-b: I'm not raging.

Just wanted to quote.

 

[Shmattins]

'Why wasn't Jesus a stillborn? God damnit!' - Fallen

 

[pheonixsang]

camone77: Yea, yea. I was making one (a themedbuild) on the freebuild. I was actually making a white tower, but I thought that was racist...so I made a black tower

 

[_Shen]

333478: So do you find it racist that doves are mainly white and not black camone?
Camone77: ya
333478: You find it offensive that evolution made doves white?
Camone77: I wish chickens were black

 

[pheonixsang]

@rwyland : @Shenjtor get a mic, also brb Imma go shower.

<19:55:13> "Shen": psh who showers
<19:55:31> "Shen": My smell drives away my enemies

 

[Dallen]

@meggawatts @Sulyeon
Suly: i'm so stiff
Megga: Me too...

 

[mine_bomb13]

Bounders can change their rank? i know its off topic

 

[_Shen]

Bounders can change their rank? i know its off topic

Bounders can do /promote and /demote, and if they try to demote themselves, they get stuck as Steward.

 

[JordD04]

Superminer: Is the USSR an American company?

 

[nevik45]

Bounders can do /promote and /demote, and if they try to demote themselves, they get stuck as Steward.

Does that mean you can /promote yourself to Valar?

 

[superminer4563]

Oriour: I thought it was called minas moriah.

 

[Ma5terMinD]

In addition to the previous post:
Commoner oriour: i thought it was called minas moriah
Commoner superminer4563: oriour r u trying to get on lol that droog said?
Commoner oriour: superminer, I invented lol that droog said ... -_-
Commoner superminer4563: no
Commoner oriour: yes
Commoner oriour: wombo made the thread after i said it would be a good idea

 

[JordD04]

ourior: I thought it was called minas moriah.

you don't understand...

 

[superminer4563]

Does that mean you can /promote yourself to Valar?

No, I asked Dyno and bounders have promotion restrictions, as in, they can only promote up to steward.

 

[Dallen]

No, I asked Dyno and bounders have promotion restrictions, as in, they can only promote up to steward.

Steward is 50 with perms to 60
Bounder is 70 with perms to 80
Valar is 90
Q is 100

 

[superminer4563]

Steward is 50 with perms to 60
Bounder is 70 with perms to 80
Valar is 90
Q is 100

I thought Q was 220 :/